You broke my heart when you left my love
- you broke my leg as well !

But - since you left, I must admit
my life has been just swell.

I don't miss your incessant nagging - that made each day pure hell.
I don't miss your mothers visits - 'cos she'd join in as well.

My world is now so quiet - you could say it's perfect bliss.
I never knew until you left, that things would be like this.

So I'm saying 'Thank You' darling.
You were the only one.
But I've never been so happy,
Since the day I found you - GONE !